Shits Creek Lyrics

Lifes going fine till it's time to pay
Then nobody cares about what you say
Borrowing all the time, now youre in debt
Money's fun to spend, you betMy arms are short and my pockets deep
And all the money that I have I want to keep
I'll be making my payments over time
That was long ago, now the lender whinesMoving down the river of life
Make your payments, grab a wife
Then you try to float upstream
It's much harder then it seemsFinally you make your goal
With no morals and no soul
Had to sell them on the way
So that you could live todayYoure up shits creek
Installments due last week
Your bank book is looking bleak
Because youre up shits creekTraveling without a paddle
For so long it doesnt matter
Now youre in a new tax bracket

Dont forget your life jacketAnd if you hit some waves
Thats all right the money saves
But if your cash flow stops
Will your life crumble and drop?Now your debts are paid and you can relax
Got shit in your ears or is it wax?
I thought I saw your boat capsize bobbing
In the creek getting shit in your eyes