Shoplifters of the World Unite Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Learn to love me
Assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a list of crime
My only weakness is well, never mind, never mindOh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it overLearn to love me

And assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw on Channel FourShoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it overA heartless hand on my shoulder
A push and it's over
Alabaster crashes down
(Six months is a long time)
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before I began
I was bored before I even beganShoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Take over