Shut Up Lyrics

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya like the Swedish Chef
'Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wineI'm like Schneider one day at a time
I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like Daniel son does
I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgyAnd I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like meSecond verse is different from the first
I'm Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am, I am
See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
I'll make you dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a number two pencil I always got a point
You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled jointI'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop y'all
I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your face
But then I'll brush you off like aqua fresh toothpaste
'Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
But I'm not a roll of charmin' so don't give me no crapAnd I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like meI hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine 'cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don't stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be youAnd I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me
And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not like me