Simp Liztik (Parody of "Nookie") - ApologetiX



     
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He came into this world for the rejects<br /> Look into the Bible - then you need to size up the facts<br /> Dwell upon the facts - and learn about His grace<br /> Everything's in First Corinthians Verse 1:28<br /> Hey, i think about the day when the world He came to save<br /> went astray and they nailed him to a tree<br /> How He stuck with 'em though they did that stuff<br /> And went on just to suffer and got lumped with us all<br /> (Hey) like the chumps, like the tramps, like the drunks<br /> Like the punks, like the bums, like the scum like us all<br /> We've all been really bad (Oh?) No one is really good (No?)<br /> It's kinda sad - Christ's the laughin' stock of the neighbourhood<br /> And you would think He'd try to prove 'em wrong<br /> But Christ He suffered like I said, stuck up on the death cross<br /> He said that they just made a mistake<br /> And God should give 'em a break - we oughta praise Jesus' name<br /> Saved us from Hell, what you want me to say?<br /> I know why and I can't deny<br /> He did it all for the crooked (Come on!) the hookers (Come on!)<br /> So you can be bad lookin' and still get up to Heaven!<br /> Still get up to Heaven! Still get up to Heaven!<br /> Why did He save those bums? Why did He save those scum, huh?<br /> Can't figure it out, but He said it in Matthew 21:31<br /> and still they didn't get it<br /> He came to treat the guys who were diseased<br /> Cause the well don't want a doctor's help or hospitality<br /> He had to get 'em all better<br /> Like tax collectors, harlots and lepers and self-righteous hecklers<br /> (Hey) like the chumps<br /> CHORUS<br /> I'm goin' to Romans - just so you'll read verse 3:10<br /> Religious Pharisees - They'll tell you - They're very good<br /> That's easier said than done<br /> Psalm verse 53:3 - Righteous? No not one<br /> Jesus alone - Jesus alone - Just Jesus alone<br /> What we wanna say is humans don't obey<br /> And I could quote the same verse in Psalm 14 verse 3<br /> All have gone astray but you can know the way<br /> The righteous ones are scarce here - we're all in need of grace<br /> What's it gonna take for you to go and pray<br /> 'Cause Christ just wants to save you<br /> and all you need is faith<br /> CHORUSMatthew 21:31b<br /> Jesus said to them,"I tell you the truth,<br /> the tax collectors and the prositutes<br /> are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you."Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

Simp Liztik (Parody of "Nookie") Lyrics


He came into this world for the rejects
Look into the Bible - then you need to size up the facts
Dwell upon the facts - and learn about His grace
Everything's in First Corinthians Verse 1:28
Hey, i think about the day when the world He came to save
went astray and they nailed him to a tree
How He stuck with 'em though they did that stuff
And went on just to suffer and got lumped with us all
(Hey) like the chumps, like the tramps, like the drunks
Like the punks, like the bums, like the scum like us all
We've all been really bad (Oh?) No one is really good (No?)
It's kinda sad - Christ's the laughin' stock of the neighbourhood
And you would think He'd try to prove 'em wrong
But Christ He suffered like I said, stuck up on the death cross
He said that they just made a mistake
And God should give 'em a break - we oughta praise Jesus' name
Saved us from Hell, what you want me to say?
I know why and I can't deny

He did it all for the crooked (Come on!) the hookers (Come on!)
So you can be bad lookin' and still get up to Heaven!
Still get up to Heaven! Still get up to Heaven!
Why did He save those bums? Why did He save those scum, huh?
Can't figure it out, but He said it in Matthew 21:31
and still they didn't get it
He came to treat the guys who were diseased
Cause the well don't want a doctor's help or hospitality
He had to get 'em all better
Like tax collectors, harlots and lepers and self-righteous hecklers
(Hey) like the chumps
CHORUS
I'm goin' to Romans - just so you'll read verse 3:10
Religious Pharisees - They'll tell you - They're very good
That's easier said than done
Psalm verse 53:3 - Righteous? No not one
Jesus alone - Jesus alone - Just Jesus alone
What we wanna say is humans don't obey
And I could quote the same verse in Psalm 14 verse 3
All have gone astray but you can know the way
The righteous ones are scarce here - we're all in need of grace
What's it gonna take for you to go and pray
'Cause Christ just wants to save you
and all you need is faith
CHORUSMatthew 21:31b
Jesus said to them,"I tell you the truth,
the tax collectors and the prositutes
are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you."

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ApologetiX is "That Christian Parody Band," often called a Christian Music form of "Weird Al" Yankovic. Located around Pittsburgh, PA,
The band members include lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson, guitarist/keyboardist Bill Hubauer, bassist Keith Haynie, and drummer Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner. The band played its first concert as ApologetiX in 1992, and its 1000th in 2007. All of the band members grew up in and around Pittsburgh PA, and that is where they make their homes and attend church.


Read more about ApologetiX on Last.fm.


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