Slob

Leave me alone, I won't pick up the phone

And I won't listen to messages

Sent by someone who calls up and says

"I don't like how you're living my life"Get yourself a wife

Get yourself a job

You're livin' a dream

Don't you be a slobLeave me again, don't hang out in my den

Waiting for little clues to appear

That I drank some of Granddaddy's beer

I don't like how you're living my lifeGet yourself a wife

Get yourself a job

You're livin' a dream

Don't you be a slob, slob, slobWaiting for little clues to appear

That I drank some of Granddaddy's beer

I don't like how you're living my lifeGet yourself a wife

Get yourself a job

You're livin' a dream

Don't you be a slob, slob, slob