Smellephant the Allergic Elephant - Kyle Dine

Smellephant the Allergic Elephant Lyrics

There once was an elephant
Whose name was Smellephant
Whose trunk was always stuffed up
He ate so many peanuts
That he figured that one got stuck
He hoped it’s not an allergy
So asked a good old pal to see
If anything was stuck in that trunk
But everybody knows that ol’ Smellephant is allergic to nuts
Oh Smellephant, you’ve got to cut nuts from your diet
If you try it, well I know you’ll feel alright
Oh Smellephant, you know you can’t deny it
That those nuts will make you sick every time
But until then….
Oh Smellephant, oh Smellephant

You gotta blow your nose!
The elephants they all agreed
That Smellephant should take the lead
And try something else like worms
Because everybody knows that when you sneeze you’re spreading germs
They wanted to get rid of ya’
And kick you out of India
But Smellephant said “hey wait!”
I’ll trade you all my nuts
If you trade me all your grapes
Oh Smellephant, you’ve got to cut nuts from your diet
If you try it, well I know you’ll feel alright
Oh Smellephant, you know you can’t deny it
That those nuts will make you sick every time
Now there’s not an issue
Because there’s lots of tissue
And Smellephant has never felt better
But it’s hard to stick to gum when peanuts taste so yum!
When you’re dancing in the moonlight, you don’t want to say gesundheit!
When you’re trying on your clothes, you don’t want to blow your nose!
Because everybody knows that all you have to say is no thanks, I have allergies
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Lyrics submitted by Kyle Dine.