Woke up today in a van
Traded my pillow for a miller lite can
And in two more days, I lose the guitar
That I hawked
Slurped down a beer then one more
Twelve ounces later, I was outside your door
And the pebble I threw
Was probably more like a rock
Then I fell, skinned my knee
Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse
I’m coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom
'Cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride, I’ll just limp back inside
'Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom
Authorities came, I guess I was gone
Next thing you know, I’m passed out on the lawn
And boy did I wake up fast
With a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth
I wrote you a note but it got soaked
When I went deep sea fishing
And I fell out of the boat
And got caught on the trout line
Wasn't found for three days
Then I fell, skinned my knee
Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse
I’m coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom
'Cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride, I’ll just limp back inside
'Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom
M O M M Y she makes me cobbler 'cause I hate pie
She coached baseball when we needed her
We lost every game but to her came it first
And I’m so glad that she met my dad
I wouldn't be here if she never had
Let's go
I guess this is it, the end of the song
Just my luck nobody sang along
I guess I'll put down this guitar
And keep the mongoose back home
Somebody get my mom
'Cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride, I’ll just limp back inside
'Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom
M O M M Y