Somebody Slap Me Lyrics

I've found a girl who's got her own money
She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
She's got a self-a-beauty school diploma
Runnin' up to Miss OklahomaShe looks uptown but she ain't really
She's into football, she likes my chiliSomebody slap me, somebody slap me
Can't be this happy, somebody slap meI've found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing
She's independent, she does her own plumbingHer Daddy's rich but she don't let it show
She likes to fish, she's got her own boat y'allSomebody slap me, somebody slap me
Can't be this happy, somebody slap meShe's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband but not any time soon y'allSomebody slap me, somebody slap me
Can't be this happy, somebody slap meSomebody slap me, somebody slap me
Can't be this happy, somebody slap me