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Hildy: Wish I had one of them horses that's on a stick, put it between your legs...jump up and down with it, those are fun!
Billy B: Hildy!
Hildy: Yeah, Billy B?
Billy B: I was parucing the interweb the other day in the search new and interesting forms of pornography, and I came across something very interesting that jugs oppose on aunts mama's missionary position on alcohol.
Hildy: Oh, she didn't like alcohol....?
Billy B: No, she did not, but this here fact kind of undermines that position, which...uh...I assume is a bad position.
The key figure in her mythology, a mr Jesus, appearantly used to turn water into wine.
Hildy: No shit?!
Billy B: Yes, and I have an idea; I'm looking around the room here I see a lot of people with aquaphena....I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here, we can take that aquaphena and turn it into wine, take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say?
Hildy: I say hey Jesus!!!

And behold there was an angel
And she took me by the hand
led me deep into the chamber
mother’s belly underground.
I found comfort in this darkness.
As a child in the womb
Unafraid my eyes were open
Silent angel filled the room
Then mr Jesus
(Hey Jesus!!)
Saved our party
(Hey Jesus!!)
With his wine
(Hey Jesus!!)
It's the legend of the sour grapes!
She bade me to peer thru yonder portal
to heaven just before the sun.
And behold the morning angel.
Whispering follow me now, son
With Her light as through a finger
Pointing to the yonder wall
Traced a path of 5 directions
And behold the holy Star.
Then mr Jesus
(Hey Jesus!!)
Saved our party
(Hey Jesus!!)
With his wine
(Hey Jesus!!)
It's the legend of the sour grapes!
Hildy: OK now, Billy B, this Jesus...he sounds awful talented?
Billy B: VERY!
Hildy:Now...do you think..you know how to make that spinach dip and put it in a sour bread bowl. Now, do you think he can take my spinach dip and turn it into something maybe a little bit more useful like...I dunno...cocaine?
Billy B: I believe he can, see? I was cruising his wikipedia file and as it turns out that mr Jesus was a very talented fella. He could not only clear up eczema, work..uh..work on your..your acne, fix retards, and get this: master of watersports. So I dont think that much of a stretch.
He can not only turn your awful spinach dip into cocaine, I think we can skip right over the wine. Let's take that water and turn it into tequila
Hildy: Fuckin A, Jesus!! He's amazing!!
Jesus!
(Hey Jesus!!)
Saved our party
(Hey Jesus!!)
With his wine
(Hey Jesus!!)
And cocaine
(Oh Jesus!!)
It's the legend of the sour
legend of the sour
legend of the sour grapes!
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Lyrics submitted by kim salabim.

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Puscifer is an experimental project by Maynard James Keenan (Tool/A Perfect Circle). Here, he experiments with a lot different sounds and ideas that have little to do with "rock". Puscifer is "as much a clothing line as it is a band", and Maynard James Keenan has described it as "Simply a playground for the various voices in my head, it's a space with no clear or discernible goals. It's where my Id, Ego, and Anima all come together to exchange cookie recipes."

For a long time the only released tracks were "REV 22:20", "REV 22:20 (REV 4:20 Mix)" (remixed by Charlie Clouser) and "The Undertaker (Renholder Mix)" featured on the "Underworld - 2003", "Saw II - 2005" and "Underworld: Evolution - 2006" soundtracks.

In October 2007 the EP 'Don't Shoot the Messenger' and the album '"V" Is for Vagina' were released on Puscifer Entertainment. Featuring songs written by what Keenan describes as "Maynard James Keenan and a revolving door of talented people." Some of the listed guest musicians include Danny Lohner(Renholder) Milla Jovovich, Lisa Germano, Josh Eustis, Satan, Lustmord, Jonny Polonski, Tim Alexander(Primus/Laundry), Tim Commerford, Brad Wilk, Ainjel Emme, Tom Morello, Gil Sharone, Trey Gunn and many more.

In April 2008 "V" Is for Vagina was released on Puscifer Entertainment. Also in October 2008 "D" Is for Dubby: The Lustmord Dub Mixes was released on Puscifer Entertainment.

In Nov. 09 Puscifer released "C" Is for (Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)

For a full listing of clothing and who did what on what and where, go to:
www.puscifer.com

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