Starfleet Signs My Check Lyrics

I got my spaceman suit
And my gravity boots
I'm stuck walking the hull
With a pounding in my skull
Ain't nobody knows
Which way the solar wind blows
Better than a man
Bein' blown
And the alien lover that I knew so well
After an hour or two told me to
Go to hell
And now that it's through
I got better things to do
Like swab the holodeck
'Cause Starfleet signs my check
I got my phaser set

But I don't know how to use it yet
I gotta get gone
Transporter lock on
I almost lost my ass
On a hostile M-Class
And the Klingon I thought that I knew so well
After an hour or two told me to
Go to hell
And now that he's through
I'm stuck in sick bay with you
With a broken neck
'Cause Starfleet signs my check
This debriefing's gonna hurt
They'll strip me of my red shirt
I'll get a new one ripped soon
In the captain's red room
(Again)
And the captain I thought that I knew so well
After an hour or two told me to
Go to hell
And now that it's through
I'll keep doing what I do
On a five-year trek
'Cause Starfleet signs my check
They sign my fuckin' check
Did I mention my check?
No direct deposit yet
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