Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics

I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes meMy name's Steve Motherfucking PolychronopolousI spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking PolychronopolousI'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning itPolychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy

Shit for brains
DouchebagI'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking PolychronopolousAnd I don't care
And I don't give a shitI'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're fucking wrongEverybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking PolychronopolousDeal with it
Songwriters
SANDLER, COVERT, ROSENBERG, APATOW, CORACHIPublished by
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