alright kids, welcome to your first sunday school class alright lets get right into it ok ok.
Did you know that jesus died on the cross, just to keep you from masterbading,
and did you know that prior to 1960, he frowned on interratial dating.
well my name is bobby johnson,
and i teach about gods loving wrath,
and though i try to live by the bible and what it says,
i think i might've stumbled from the path,
because im gay for jesus creator of all good,
a charitable carpender,
that's why he's given me wood.
Im gay for Jesus let the people rejoice,
but its not about lust, I dont want to nail him.. that was a poor word choice.
Did you know satan wears a cape,
made out of a rainbow flag
and did you know that jesus hate abortions,
unless the kid was a f.. jew.
well i try to live by the bible
but it tells me that my thought arent right,
but those particualar pages might be stuck together,
from the little bit of sinning i did last night.
Because they told me to love jesus,
i chose an alternative route
well i was so sad when he was in that cave,
but i was thrilled when he came out.
Well im gay for jesus, fill me with your grace.
I said poor your love all over me.. but please aim away from my face
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