Syndicated Inc. Lyrics

My whole family
Loves 'Three's Company'
See the reruns constantly
There on my TVSyndicated IncorporatedWell, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV guide with me'MASH' and 'All In The Family'
'The Munsters' and 'Mayberry R.F.D.'
I will always be busy
Watching my TVOprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
'Wheel' and 'Jeopardy'Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated IncorporatedWell, I'm in such ecstasy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devoteeThink I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis and Kathy Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TVLove 'The Partridge Family'

And 'Dynasty'
And 'Laverne and Shirley'
And 'Hard Copy'Syndicated Incorporated
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('MASH' and 'All In The Family')
(I know just what too see)
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(I'm addicted to Regis and Kathy Lee)
(I know what's on the tube)
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(Forever I will always be)
(I know just what to see)Syndicated Incorporated
(Watching my TV)
(I know what's on the tube)
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(Think I'm losin' my sanity)
(I know just what to see)
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