T.V. Is King Lyrics

Alright
Yeah
(Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh, ooh-oooh-oooh-oooh)
I wish I was the man with the mechanical heart
I'd conquer all my enemies alone
I'd tear the guys apart
Then scatter the pieces
I wish I was the man in the soundproof booth
I wish I had a chance to stump the band
Or maybe tell truth
And maybe I could win a colour television
(I really love my) television
(I love to sit by) television

(Can't live without my) television
TV is king
You're my everything
I wish I had the girl with the bouncy hair
We'd ride off in a brand new car
Or fly a plane somewhere
Like probably Jamaica
(I really love my) I’ll brush my teeth, shampoo my hair and shave my face
(I really love my) apply the necessary aerosol
In the appropriate place
(Love my) and we'll spend the night together watching television
(I can't turn off my) television
(Don't really know why) television
(I understand my) television
You got your works in a drawer and your colour's on track
You have to fade away but you always come back
You make a hundred changes but you're always the same
You make me so excited and you make me so lame
You're just a tube full of gas and a box full of tin
But you show me your charms and I want to jump in
Oh, if only your chassis was covered with skin
'Cause TV you're my everything
(I really love my) television
(I love to sit by) television
(Can't live without my) television
(I can't turn off my) television
(Don't really know why) television
(I understand my) t-television
(I really love my) television
TV is king
You're my everything
TV is king
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo