Verse 1
i came down to the breakfast table felt like i could cry
i tried so hard but wasnt able to look you in the eye
for i am feeling so much same for i have brought discrace
can tell ive soiled my good name by the look apon your face
Chorous 1
well it.... seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denying it i was really crankin it
dry your eyes dont be so sad
if you could just forgive me and talk to me dad
Woo! Alright Los Angles!
Verse 2
well i didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear te door
with my hand apon my member and my pants apon the floor
now daddy im ashamed and i completely understand
if you never want to hug again or even shake my hand
Chorous 2
well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denying it i was really crankin it
dry your eyes dont be so sad
but i wouldnt use those those tissues
theve alredy been had
Hey! Theres semen in those tissues everybody! They stand up by themselves!
Verse 3
the look apon your face made my swollen gland deminish
i said could you close the door i really want to finish
another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned
you would have seen your future grandchildren drippin down my hand
Yea!!! Woooooo!!!
Chorous 3
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denying it i was fucking cranking it
dry your eyes dont be so sad
just because it was your bed
its not that bad
(whisper) talk to me dad
(Scanting)
Skiddly bop a doopy da... (laughs) i have no fucking idea why i started scanting there
must be the theatre
(high pich scant)
Skiddly bop bop a doopy a bop bop booooyoyoyoyoy!
Verse 4
When i was only seventeen you told me it was dirty
it must bee really creepy when your kid is pushin 30
Yea yea yea!
chorous 4
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
no use denyin it i was fuckin crankin it
dry your eyes dont be so sad
but i wouldnt use those tissues theve alredy been
just because it was your bed its not that
daddy daddy please forgive me
talk to me dad
talk to me dad!
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Lyrics submitted by Aaron.