Telecide Lyrics

Listen boys and girls about the other world
It's just a day job
Night job
Odd job
Nose job
Hand job
Blow job
Rack job
Snow job
Boring 9-to-5 job
Rather have a knob job
Things get too inertial, no time for commercials
I'd rather be a clone, I guess I'm going home
To visit Kojak
Gong Show
Happy Days

Adam-12
Edge Of Night
Love Of Life
Merv and Mike
Good Times
Make A Deal
Charlie's Angels
Family Feud
Feeling so much thinner, I need a TV dinner
I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
TV suicide
TV suicide
What a lovely way to die
It's a television suicide
Please stand by, we're coming to you live
'Cause we got news
Hot news
Flash news
Trash news
Funny news
Stupid news
Comprehensive overviews
Eyewitness TV news
Brought to you by Gucci shoes
This one is so juicy, we're pre-empting Lucy
Coming down the street, the sound of running feet
He's at the front door
Back door
Side door
Cellar door
First floor
Second floor
Third floor
Bedroom door
Throws himself across the floor
Turns it on to Channel 4
Stay tuned to this channel for our all-star panel
I used to know him, he seemed like a regular guy
TV suicide
TV suicide
What a lovely way to die
It's another case of telecide
TV suicide
TV suicide
What a lovely way to die
It's a television suicide
TV suicide
TV suicide
What a lovely way to die
It's another case of telecide
TV suicide
TV suicide
TV suicide
TV suicide
What a lovely way to die
It's a television suicide
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo