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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody rappin' and talkin' 'bout nothin'<br /> And makin' 'em sexy sounds<br /> And in the meantime and in between time<br /> I'm down here on the groundBut now I'm not complainin' about what's pertainin'<br /> To my present status quo<br /> About thing's gettin' hard, ooh, my God, inflation<br /> I know you know, listenNow just yesterday I'd like to say<br /> Before I got out of my bed<br /> Now I was already tired on the for real side<br /> And a few bills I forgot to payNow my phone rang and a cute little girl<br /> Began to sing this tune<br /> She said, Mr. Watson, I'd like to inform you<br /> Your phone is turned off at noonNow that came to me as no surprise<br /> 'Cause last week I went up the coast<br /> I met a cute little girl that was all the way live<br /> And callin' her I thought was the mostShe had them great big eyes and 'em great big legs<br /> And it gave my body a chill<br /> So you know, I never thought about the cost<br /> And no, a telephone billSo I just kept on rappin'<br /> My hands got clappin' havin' myself a ball<br /> You know, it slipped my mind<br /> It was at the same time I was makin' a long distance callSo that day before yesterday I ran into the problem<br /> Just makin' them calls and hollers<br /> And I picked up the envelope that contained my bill<br /> Guess what, 500 dollarsNow the next time I call this big leg cutie<br /> To make myself a date<br /> I'm gonna call that girl way after nine<br /> And get me the evenin' rateNow, I ain't gonna tell her<br /> I ain't tellin' her nothin' to blow my frown thing<br /> But it'll be way, way, way after nine<br /> When she'll hear her telephone ringRing it, ring it, ring that telephone<br /> Ring it, ring it, ring that telephone<br /> I said, ring it, ring it, have yourself a thrill<br /> And when you ring it, ring it, watch your phone billNow I paid the bill and the deal was real<br /> And my talkin' resumed and all<br /> I said, "From now on, pal<br /> I must stick to my local calls"Now a few weeks passed and I would just guess<br /> You know what I'm talkin' about?<br /> I say, when I got the bill the figure was so low<br /> I was impressed, knock me outNow shortly that after somethin' stopped my laughter<br /> I was outside diggin' in the yard<br /> Heard a ding and I heard a dong<br /> It was the phone, ooh, my LordSay I dropped my shovel and my body<br /> I leveled and I made me a 100-yard dash<br /> And then I straightened up my clothes<br /> And I blew my nose through a Kleenex in the trashI composed myself and I picked up the phone<br /> And I was still kinda huffin' and puffin'<br /> And the operator said, Would you accept a collect call?<br /> I said, Ain't that nothin'?But I was just cool 'cause you know<br /> I didn't wanna be no fool and see I didn't know who it was<br /> It was the big legged cutie from up off the coast<br /> Tellin' me that she was in loveNow for three whole minutes I planned to talk<br /> Not now you all know I ain't never lied<br /> But in love or not, I planned to stop<br /> When the third minute arrivedI went three minutes past it occurred to me<br /> Ooh, she might talk a week<br /> I said, I'm sorry, baby, look, I gotta go<br /> She was a telephone freakShe said, 'Oh Johnny, talk a little longer<br /> With you I'm so in love"<br /> I said, 'I know where you're comin' from<br /> I can dig it, I gotta go rehearse at the clubShe said, Well, if you gotta go rehearse I'll call you later<br /> There's some I gotta tell you what's on my mind<br /> I said, Well, yeah okay, baby<br /> You can call me back anytime after nineRing it, ring it, ring that telephone<br /> Why don't you ring it? Ring it, ring that telephone<br /> And when you ring it, ring it, have yourself a thrill<br /> And ring it, ring it and watch your phone billLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>