The Anime Archetypes Song Lyrics

Hey baby, hate to break it to you
But us real girls aren't as simple as your waifu
We don't fit into your average manga stereotypes
We've got a 100,000 different sides
I'm not that quite predictable if you've been making plans
Let's see, how can I put this into terms you'd understand?
I'm not your Tsundere, Yandere, Kuudere, Dandere
I'm all four, and several more,
Himedere, Tsuntsun, Kamidere, Tsunshun
Keeps your guessing whats in store
Sometimes I'm a Genki girl, jumping up and down!
Sometimes I'm a Dojikko, face-planting to the ground!
Sometimes I'm a Dandere, so quiet you can't hear me...
I'm sweet but with a darker side, that sometimes turns Yangire!
Sometimes I'm an Oujo, good at keeping my composure
Might be a Nadeshiko till the honeymoon is over
On days I'm feeling Kamidere, treat me like a goddess!
And I'll blush like a Hajidere if I'm feeling modest...

I'm not your Tsundere, Yandere, Kuudere, Dandere
I'm all four, and several more!
Himedere, Tsuntsun, Kamidere, Tsunshun
Keeps you guessing whats in store
Sometimes I'm a Tsundere, I'm sweet but quick to anger
Sometimes I'm a Thugdere, just acting like a gangster
Sometimes I'm a Kuudere, my speech a quiet monotone
Sometimes I'm a Tsunshun, simply wanting to be left alone
On days I'm feeling Undere, I'll constantly agree with you
My Yandere self thinks that no one else should be with you!
On days I'm feeling Himedere, treat me like a princess
My Deredere selfs so sweet, you'll lower your defenses
But whatever the archetype the dice decides to roll
There's a Dere girl that loves you somewhere deep inside my soul!
I'm not your Tsundere, Yandere, Kuudere, Dandere
I'm all four, and several more!
Himedere, Tsuntsun, Kamidere, Tsunshun
Keeps you guessing whats in store
Tsundere, Yandere, Kuudere, Dandere
So much more lies at my core!
Himedere, Tsuntsun, Kamidere, Tsunshun
Keeps you guessing whats in store...
Lyrics Submitted by Rebecca Salaun