The Ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you canYou've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mineDear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat our ass
When ya treat your biggest fan like that?You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mineDear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan I must demand
You let me eat your assYou've had a lotta dick had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mineP. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them tittiesP. S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them tittiesWould you fuck me for blow?