The Ballad of Chasey Lain (The Virgin mix) Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a**?
Write back as soon as you canYou've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mineDear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a** when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time

Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mineDear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a**You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mineP.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them tittiesP.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them tittiesWould you f*** me for blow?
Songwriters
FRANKS, JAMES M.Published by
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