The Ballad of Me and My Brain Lyrics

Well I think I've gone mad!!
Isn't that so sad!!
"What a shame you've lost a brain that you never had"
"Oh mum check the car it can't have gone far, I must have left it it on a train or lost it in a bar!!"
It's likely in a Sainsbury's - flirting with the girls and waiting for me
I jumped on a bus, declared my name, asked if anybody had seen my brain
"Your brain was last seen going for a run and you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura? Cos she adores you but I think you're shit"
"I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!!"
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
"Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!?!?"
I searched all day it drove me insane -
"Where would I be if I was my brain?"The nice nurse told my she felt my pain but she couldn't find a single trace of my brain
'Oops I Did It Again' started playing
Forget my brain remember my name!!