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The Church Lyrics


I belong to the church of the well-endowed man
My member's big as a grizzly bear's head
My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to meI'm proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls' hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a peeWell I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed menThank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.

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Corky and the Juice Pigs was a Canadian comedy musical group made up of Phil Nichol, Greg Neale, and Sean Cullen. Their output consisted mainly of original comedic songs, largely satirical and often parodying various musical styles. The group formed in 1987 in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and disbanded in 1998 Skilled improvisers, they are best known in the United States for their performances on MADtv, including their most famous song "Eskimo", more commonly known as "Gay Eskimo", where the lyrics discussed the problems facing the sole homosexual in an isolated environment.

Read more about Corky and the Juice Pigs on Last.fm.


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