The Dirtiest Song That Ain't (Instrumental) Lyrics

Well iv'e been 'round for a long time
and i learned along the way
if ya wanna go on the radio there are words you just cant say
Now, iv'e thought hard about it
i think iv'e found a way around it
help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't
ya got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't
come on man, wont ya lend me a hand and say the words i can't?
help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can'tDown in Carolina, i met a girl with a nice....
so i reached down between us and i whipped out my...
we skipped right past the suckin'
and got right down to....
she turned and said "I gotta ask would ya slip it into my..."help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't
ya got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't
come on man, wont ya lend me a hand and say the words i can't?
help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can'tHer husband was a trucker
he was a filthy mother...
I didn't wanna wrastle

with this no good stinking....
i heard him come through the kitchen door
as i was banging his filthy....
i knew i'd end up in a ditch
if he caught me riding his...help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't
ya got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't
come on man, wont ya lend me a hand and say the words i can't?
help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't"Mercy please!" i told him
but he grabbed me by the....
i said "i dont mean to seem crass
but why are ya buttering up your..."
he said "My wife's a beard and she lured ya here
because i'm queer and i love it in the...."ya helped me go on the radio by saying the words i can't
ya had to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't
sir or mam thanks for lending a hand and saying the words i can't?
You had to sing along and now this song's....
The dirtiest song!
the filthiest song!
the dirtiest song that aint!
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