The Headmaster Ritual - The Smiths
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The Headmaster Ritual Lyrics
Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Spineless swines, cemented minds
Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Same old suit since 1962He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neckI wanna go home, I don't want to stay
Give up education as a bad mistakeMid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin, elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner platesI wanna go home, I don't wanna stayBelligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Spineless bastards all
Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neckI want to go home, I don't want to stay
Give up life as a bad mistakePlease excuse me from gym
I've got this terrible cold comin' onHe grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devoursI want to go home, I don't want to stay