The Ideal Husband (Live on Jimmy Kimmel) Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Julian
He's gonna take my files
Every woman that I've slept with
Every friendship I've neglected
Didn't call when grandma died
I spend my money getting drunk and high
I've done things unprotected
Proceeded to drive home wasted
Bought things to win over siblings
I've said awful things, such awful things[Chorus]
And now
Now it's out
And now
Now it's out[Verse 2]
Julian
He's gonna take my files
Telling people jokes to shut them up

Resenting people that I love
Sleep in 'til two then doin' shit
Just stay in bed and later lie 'bout it
Obsessing over greying hair
Knowing just what people wanna hear
Binging on unearned attention
I've said awful things, such awful things[Chorus]
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