The Longest Pee Lyrics

[Line of people talking]"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"
[Open door, close door][Unzip pants][Start pissin..........groaning....]"Oh man"
[.....]"Ohhh yeah"
[.....]"Ahhhh"
[......Stop Briefly]"Ahh"
[Start Pissing again..]"Oh man"
[........]"Oh man"
[...............]"Oh Man"
[.......gets louder]"OH MAN"
[..........and louder]"OH MAN!!"
[............as loud as a hose]"OH MAN!!! OH.."
[...........]
"Oh no!"
[........]"Oh Man!"
[...............slows down]"ahhh"
[Stops]"Ahhhhhh...There ya go"

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]"Oh! OH MAN!"
[..............]"OH MY GOD!"
[Banging on the Door][Pissing slows down to dribble]"I'll be out in a minute!"
[....dribbling...]"oh..oh my"
[Stops]"oh...Oh thank God"
[Zips up pants][Pisses in pants]"Awwww MAN!"
[People laughing]-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"
"I know"
-"So did I"
"I guess that makes us piss pals"
[Horrible annoying laughter][Rasberry]