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The Longest Pee - Adam Sandler



     
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[Line of people talking]"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"
[Open door, close door][Unzip pants][Start pissin..........groaning....]"Oh man"
[.....]"Ohhh yeah"
[.....]"Ahhhh"
[......Stop Briefly]"Ahh"
[Start Pissing again..]"Oh man"
[........]"Oh man"
[...............]"Oh Man"
[.......gets louder]"OH MAN"
[..........and louder]"OH MAN!!"
[............as loud as a hose]"OH MAN!!! OH.."
[...........]
"Oh no!"
[........]"Oh Man!"
[...............slows down]"ahhh"
[Stops]"Ahhhhhh...There ya go"

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]"Oh! OH MAN!"
[..............]"OH MY GOD!"
[Banging on the Door][Pissing slows down to dribble]"I'll be out in a minute!"
[....dribbling...]"oh..oh my"
[Stops]"oh...Oh thank God"
[Zips up pants][Pisses in pants]"Awwww MAN!"
[People laughing]-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"
"I know"
-"So did I"
"I guess that makes us piss pals"
[Horrible annoying laughter][Rasberry]

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Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter and film producer. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member in 1991, he went on to star in several Hollywood feature films that have grossed over US$100 million at the box office. He released his first album, They're All Gonna Laugh at You!, in 1993 and it recieved a a Grammy award nomination for Best Comedy Album. He has since released 1996's What the Hell Happened to Me?, 1997's What's Your Name?, 1999's Stan and Judy's Kid, and finally 2004's Shhh Don't Tell.

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