The Money Shuffle - Richard Thompson

The Money Shuffle Lyrics

I love kittens and little babies
Can't you see that's the guy I am
Your money is so safe with me
You never met such an honest man
Glossies on my office wall
The rich and famous, I know them allCome on and do the Money Shuffle
I've got you right there where I want you
Come on and do the Money Shuffle
Can't find your money if you want to
Stock market going through the roof now
So rich I'll never add it up now
I've got your savings here somewhereHere at Warbrook and Jones it's all tradition
We never pimp and we don't hustle
If you'll just bend over a little
I think you'll feel my financial muscle
Spread it wide, wide as you can
To get the full benefit of my planCome on and do the Money Shuffle
I've got you right there where I want you

Come on and do the Money Shuffle
Can't find your money if you want to
My God, the market's in a free fall
I'll save my arse and skip the country
Wish the hell I knew what I was doing