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The President's Test for Physical Fitness - American Music Club



     
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Once upon a time me and vudi met
A major american rock star in a shop
We were immediately jealous of his hair
And his fuel-injected sports cockHe made the usual stupid sexual jokes
About the way he comes on top
But I could tell it was a lie
By the way that he walkedHow did you pass the presiden'ts test
Even if I can't match your ability to compete
At least give me a chance to cheatHe said, "are you losers making fun
Of our serious vocation?
You just gotta bring the music to the people man
And then go score a hole in one."The pleasures of a treadmill and the factory
Took all the innocence from his eyes
Leaving him to spurt unashamed
By the size of his dull supriseHow did you pass the presiden'ts test
I never felt honest telling those virutous lies
And my toupee always gets into my eyesHow do you pass the president's test
I don't even want to know my score

I don't know who's telling me the truth anymoreI said, "the only thing that we're good for
Is being forgotten."
And I know you're big enough of a star
To make sure that the job gets doneHow do you pass the president's test
I swear one day they'll build a monument
To the man with the most reasons for his embarassmentHow do you pass the president's test
No I don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the truth anymore

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American Music Club (often abbreviated AMC) is a San Francisco-based band led by singer-songwriter Mark Eitzel. They've been recording and playing in SF clubs since the mid 1980's, showing a remarkable longevity for a band that has been far more critically acclaimed than financially successful. Although born in California, frontman Mark Eitzel spent his formative years in Great Britain and Ohio before returning to the Bay Area in 1980.

Read more about American Music Club on Last.fm.


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