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Bob Rivers

The restroom door said gentlemen<br /> So I just walked inside<br /> I took two steps and realized<br /> I'd been taken for a ride<br /> I heard high voices turned and found<br /> The place was occupied<br /> By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse<br /> What could be worse<br /> Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?The restroom door said gentlemen<br /> It must have been a gag<br /> As soon as I walked in there<br /> I ran into some old hag<br /> She sprayed me with a can of mace<br /> And smacked me with her bag<br /> I could tell this just wouldn't be my day<br /> What can I say?<br /> It was just turning out to be dayThe restroom door said gentlemen<br /> And I would like to find<br /> The crummy little creep who had the nerve<br /> To switch the signs<br /> 'Cause I got two black eyes<br /> And one high heel up my behind<br /> Now I can't sit with comfort and joy<br /> Boy oh boy<br /> No I'll never sit with comfort and joy<br /> <br /> Songwriters<br /> RIVERS, BOB/AMERO, DENNIS J/SILVA, BRIAN ANTHONYPublished by<br /> Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>