The Silencers (From "the Silencers")

oh a gun can be a twenty-two

or a thirty-eight and it will silence you

dear sir

that is a silencer

but if you should see a lady who

has the kind of waist that measures twenty-two

and she's thirty-eight

where it is great

to measure thirty-eight

dear sir

she is a silencer

dear sir

I'm her

I don't use a knife don't need a gun

my equipment is a lot more deadly son

dear sir

I am a silencer

and if you're a man not made of wood

when I flip my hips I'll quiet you for good

let me brush your lips

and crush your lips

and nicely hush your lips

dear sir

I am a silencer

dear sir

don't stir

don't move

relax

loosen your tie

turn out the light

take off your shoes

don't fight

lean back

relax relax relax relax relax

dear sir