The Silencers Lyrics

oh a gun can be a twenty-two
or a thirty-eight and it will silence you
dear sir
that is a silencer
but if you should see a lady who
has the kind of waist that measures twenty-two
and she's thirty-eight
where it is great
to measure thirty-eight
dear sir
she is a silencer
dear sir
I'm her
I don't use a knife don't need a gun
my equipment is a lot more deadly son
dear sir
I am a silencer
and if you're a man not made of wood

when I flip my hips I'll quiet you for good
let me brush your lips
and crush your lips
and nicely hush your lips
dear sir
I am a silencer
dear sir
don't stir
don't move
relax
loosen your tie
turn out the light
take off your shoes
don't fight
lean back
relax relax relax relax relax
dear sir