The Spittle (Parody of "the Middle") - ApologetiX

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Hey, don't write your song 'bout spit<br /> It's only in you head to fill your mouth -- well, look out, Mom<br /> The Bible says Christ healed a sightless man<br /> With only dirt and spit He twirled Himself -- He cured this wayHe just takes some grime, lets it swirl in the spittle<br /> Rubs his eyes with it and then the man could see just fine<br /> 'Cause he left everything to Jesus Christ in John 9Hey, you know this song is strange<br /> I know you're droolin' at the thought of more (thought of more) -- I know I am<br /> So get a Bible out and just brace yourself<br /> Because in chapter eight in the book of Mark (book of Mark)<br /> There's somewhere elseHe just takes some blind little-known individual<br /> Rubs his eyes with His spit, then He says, "Are you alright?"<br /> Then the man said it looked like trees -- oh my! Hold tight!<br /> It just takes two times -- didn't have to double-dribble<br /> Touched the guy just once again and he could see just fine<br /> Yes and the medicine was real saliva, no lieHey, don't write this song off yet<br /> There's one more incident that we left (we left out) so look that up<br /> This dude was deaf (both mute and deaf)<br /> Christ put his fingers in (He put his fingers in)<br /> And don't worry 'bout the the spitting part (spitting part) I'm gonna sayHe just takes saliva -- yeah, the Lord spit a little<br /> Then applied it to the deaf man's tongue and Jesus sighed<br /> And said "Ephphatha" and his ears were quite alright<br /> So just take some time in the Word, read a little<br /> Of the Bible -- Mark chapter seven's where you'll meet the guy<br /> Then read the rest of it you'll see the lightLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>