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Then She Bit Me

I was in a club, one Friday

A lovely lady comes walking my way

She walked up and she said, "Hello"

I said, "Hi, my names Joe"

I was lyin', so was sheShe said her name was Donna

But her shirt said Marie

Once you get to know me

You'll never forget me

I said why, then she bit meOuch, that didn't hurt, kinda nicked me

But she ripped my shirt, at that point I fell asleep

Woke up at her house, in the back of a jeep

A blazer, '89, tinted windows

I wish it was mine, oh, it is

But where are my keys?

There they are in the ignitionI'm at her house

It's a tepee

No, it's a cabin

No, a skyscrapperNo, an igloo, no, it's a shack

Forget it, I'll go around back

It's a castle, with a moat

How I get across boat

Shooo, I hate that soundI went inside, looked right, looked left

There she is, oh, no that's Jeff

He's invisible, I went downstairs

It's a loft, no, it's a dungeon

There she is, doing areobics

No, yoga, no, karateYou killed my teacher

But, what a bodyNo, he wasn't there, I'm tellin' you I saw her

No, really I saw her, he was playin' checkers

No, Nintendo, Ok, I'm lyin'

There she is, watching T VAll my children, no, that's Cosby

No, speed racer, no, that's Shaft

No, that's Kimble, my fault the TV's off

There she is, what a doll

No, that's Chucky from child's play, I kissed her

And she told me this is home

I entered a dimension called the Twilight Zone

Where anything can happenI'm rough like sandpaper, hard like Algebra

You should be glad that I was nice, and I allowed ya to

Step on stage, to kick your ryhmes off

I tried to be nice, but you mistook that for softness

Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion

What I say goes fom now on, this is my dominion

Are there any rappers to step on stage

'Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage, I'm on a rampageSyche just hit me, Jeff wanted to do that

But I didn't, I thought that it would make the record dumb

I guess I wasn't wrong

Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow

And everywhwre that Mary went, so did Humpty Dumpty

Jack and Jill went up a hill, to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down

And broke his crown, hickory, dickory, dock

Got to use the bathroom now, Sike, I was drafted

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