They're Either Too Young or Too Old - Rosemary Clooney

They're Either Too Young or Too Old Lyrics

They're either too young, or too old
They're either too gray or too grassy green
The pickings are poor and the crop is lean
What's good is in the army
What's left will never harm meThey're either too old or too young
So, darling, you'll never get stung
Tomorrow I'll go hiking with that Eagle Scout unless
I get a call from grandpa for a snappy game of chessI'll never, never fail ya
While you are in Australia
Or off among the Rooshians
And flying over Egypt
Your heart will never be gypped
And when you get to India
I'll still be what I've been to ya
I've looked the field over
And lo and behold
They're either too young or too oldThey're either too bald or too bold
I'm down to the wheelchair and bassinet

My heart just refuses to get upset
I simply can't compel it to
With no Marine to tell it to
Songwriters
SCHWARTZ, ARTHUR/LOESSER, FRANKPublished by
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.