Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for
A ring with a female voice or a date or an invitation
To a nightclub for some minglin'
Then aah my phone started jinglin'
I picked it up I checked the Rolex first
I call one of my regulars worst come to worst
I said, "Hello but the voice sounded nervous
Baby relax FP at your service"
The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice
"I met you last week at that club called The Paradise"
I said, "Yeah babe I'd like to go their again
Get dressed and you better be flossy with ten"
Hung up the phone and checked the mirror
Sort of like ESP I could hear her
Heart beating engaged with the groove
And all I could say to myself was damn this boy is smooth
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in
Enter booted a Porsche 9-11 then
Girls took a look at me and started to break
Ladies come down I've already got a date
Cruised up front and I was happy to find her
Tantalizing tasty tune named Tanya
I said ay yo babe lets not go in the place yet
Come on hope in I got Luther in the tape deck
I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty
She said lets go some place and chill I said really honey
We went to the beach to take a little walk
I found out I was smoother than I thought
My hands like maverick started to wander
Left and right then wound up behind her
Face to face and chest to chest and ohh like a spindle of silk
Yo this boy is smooth
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
Here it is verse trace back at my place
The scene was set because I set it before I left
Girl I'm like a tool grab me and use me
Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzzi
I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle
Turn down the lights and lit up a candle
A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me
Radio booming pumpin' the isley
Maybe I'll grab her and give her a kiss
Or kick her a line on the smooth billy dee tip
Or maybe I'll take her outside where the pools at
Smack it up flip it naa I'm too cool for that
Ahh I know what I'll do
Hold her tightly and caress for a little while
Make it gentle and slow not faster
I pause for the cause and here's a word from the master
Yo I'm the JA double Z Jazzy
The smooth as self smooth than I have to be
Knowing acknowledged recognized that that's the king of the groove
And I'm the man that blessed FP is smooth
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
Ay yo J take me out of here
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset