Three Certifications Lyrics

Three certifications: family, Consumer and PI
Now when I'm in a courtroom
I know that I'm the smartest guy
Three certifications, they can't help but ask me why
When I show them my income, they'll all want to
certify
If you think that you're the best
File the form and take the test
Board certification, you be the next one to apply
Forms are due every April, start them the previous
July
You should try! Come apply! Certify!
We just love to see it spread all across or letterhead
Three certifications, means we're special to you all
I just might get another to fill that bare spot on my
wall

You should try! Come apply! Certify!
Lyrics Submitted by Gregory B Acedo