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Tiger Woods

I got big balls, big old balls

Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir, and on my really good days

They swell to the size of small dogs

My balls are as big as small dogsWell, it ain't braggin' if it's true

Yes sir, yes sir, it ain't braggin' if it's true

Muhammad Ali said that

Back when he was a young man

Back when he was cassius clay

Before he fought too many fights

And left his brain inside the ringAnd sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger WoodsI got a friend whose goal in life

Was to one day go down on Madonna

That's all he wanted, that was all

To one day go down on MadonnaAnd when my friend was thirty-four

He got his wish in Rome one night

He got to go down on Madonna

In Rome one night in some hotelAnd ever since he's been depressed

'Cause life is shit from here on in

And all our friends just shake their heads

And say too soon, too soon, too soon

He went down on Madonna too soon

Too young, too young, too soon, too soonAnd it ain't braggin' if it's true

Yes sir, yes sir, it ain't braggin' if it's true

Muhammad Ali said that

Back when he was cassius clay

Before he fought too many fights

And left his brain inside the ringAnd sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger WoodsIf certain girls don't look at you

It means that they like you a lot

If other girls don't look at you

It just means they're ignoring youHow can you know, how can you know

Which is which, who's doin' what

I guess that you can ask 'em

Which one are you, baby?Do you like me or are you ignoring me?

Do you like me or are you ignoring me?

Do you like me or are you ignoring me?And all you need to do that is one big pair of big balls

Balls as big as grapefruits, balls as big as pumpkins

Balls as big as mine but even though my balls are big

Sometimes I wish they were bigger, even biggerBig as the wheels on a tractor

Big as the golden arches

Big as the golden gate bridge

Big as the state of Kansas

Big as Mars and Jupiter

Big as the swing of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

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