Too Drunk to Fuck - Holy Moses

Too Drunk to Fuck Lyrics

[music & words: Biafra]
[title: Ken Fowler]
[(c) 1981 Decay Music (BMI)]
[Dead Kennedys]Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fightBut now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuckToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuckI like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In EraserheadToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuckToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuckI'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you againYou give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purseToo drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh babyAnd now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh...