Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor - Flight of the Conchords
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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicksGoing to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origamiTell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga lineToo many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicksToo many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prodsToo many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
(too many mans)
(too many mans)Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicksToo many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song(Too many dicks on the dance floor)Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Songwriters
MCKENZIE, BRET / CLEMENT, JEMAINE ATEA MAHANAPublished by
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