I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won't give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax
The pistol I pack's impactMake's you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
On your Brazillian waxWithout finishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lastsI pull it out and pass gas
My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda crassLadies love me sending pic's
Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my padThey're like
O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad
We make the beast with two backs
Until we both get whiplashGet with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes andMove to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheetsMy name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every weekTractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freakI should be flirtin' with virgins
Instead of jerkin' my gerkin
I should be working the circuit
Assertive for certainWith little aversion
They all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin
To be rid of his burdenDid I fail to mention
All the ladies say word
Got a panty collection
Like a Japanese pervThey're prepared to purr
And to serve up they curves
I skip the main course
I prefer the hors d'oversI like thongs, like grannies
Like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades
As I tap on her back spaceI like bows, like lace
Like suckin' her face
I like fuckin' her waist
I make a bucket of pasteWhen her eyes roll back
It means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe
My ass out of her placeI quickly run to the clinic
A q-tip in my dick
I wait two very long weeks
To know if these nuts need a medic
So c'monGet with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes andMove to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheetsMy name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every weekTractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak