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Traditional Stand-up

We got a little serious there.

I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting",

And we're back.Do you guys like impressions?

(Yeah.)

"Why?" That was Socrates.Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me

Because they think I use music and other stuff

And they think I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick comic

And they're such comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own.

But the truth is, I'm a comedy purist, too.

So I can do comedy without gimmicks.

I'll show you that right now.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?

Names!

For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove.I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong.

I love it. I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics.

A lot of them are my heroes.

And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic

And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and

It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy

But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up.

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