Put me in a special school
Cause I am such a fool
And I dont need a single book
To teach me how to readWho needs stupid books?
They are for petty crooks
And I will learn by studying
The lesson in my dreamsSo turn off the TV
Cause thats what others see
And movies are as bad as
Eating chocolate ice creamThey only sicken me
Dont let me play football
Ill sack the quarterback
And jack the brother of the ballIm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving upIm a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I dont have the patience
To keep it on the upI picked up a guitar
What does this signify?
Im gonna play some heavy metal riffs
And you will dieYou wanted arts and crafts
Hows this for arts and crafts?
Thats rightIm growing out my hair
Im movin out to Cherokee
Im gonna be a rock star
And you will go to bed with meCause I cant work a job
Like any other slob
Punchin in and punchin out
And suckin' up to BobMarrying a bitch
Having 7 kids
Giving up and growing old
And hoping theres a GodIm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving upIm a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I dont have the patience
To keep it on the upIm gonna be a star
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me
And see if I am having sexIn studying my moves
They try to understand
Why I am so unlike the singers
In the other bandsIm such a mystery
As anyone can see
There isnt anybody else
Exactly quite like meAnd when its party time
Like 1999
Ill party by myself
Because Im such a special guyIm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving upIm a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I dont have the patience
To keep it on the up
(Keep it on the up)Im a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
Im a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)Im a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
Im a troublemaker
Never giving up