True Blue Bill Lyrics

Oh, I live up in the mountains, where all the snakes have legs,
where the hoot-owls talk in English and the roosters lay square eggs.
Oh, I'm a truthful fellow, they call me True Blue Bill, ain't never told a falsehood, and I guess I never will.
Oh, once I was shipwrecked on a island 'cross the sea, and caught by forty cannibals and tied up to a tree.
They seasoned me so nicely, they dumped me in a pot. but I high tailed it out of there 'cause the water was too durned hot.
Oh, I'm a truthful fellow...
I have a horse named Pansy with gorgeous eyes of blue. her tail is tail is pink and curly and she cooks my breakfast too.
Oh, I'm a truthful fellow...
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Lyrics submitted by Lance K Wright.