Last time I went swimming
I started to drown and my head it went down
And then the lifeguard he jumped in
Grabbed hold of my hair and he pulled me to groundHe was
A true life hero
Friend of every man and child
A true life hero
I really do think it'd be wildI wonder what it would be like
To be the ultramaroon who was first on the moon
'Cause who could help but dislike
A man it is known has the guts of a pruneWanna be
A true life hero
Friend of every man and child
A true life hero
Well I really do think it'd be wildI could never be like him
I could never be strong 'cause I'm always wrong
So I'll just sit here thinking
How nice it would be if it only was me who wasA true life hero
Friend of every man and child
A true life hero
I really do think it'd be wildA true life hero
A true life hero
A true life
A real life
A true life hero