When gramama was still in knickers and the movie shows were still called flickers
On the telephone the time you’d fritter
But that’s so passé to communicate today you have to do it all on twitter
At dinner during sex at a meeting I find that I cannot stop tweeting
On the john in the shower my blackberries hot my digits never get a rest
In fact no wait a minute wait stop the show
I gotta whip it out I got so much to get off my chest
Tweet Alec Baldwin wasn’t brilliant today
Tweet Doogie Howser makes it hip to be gay
Tweet Kristin Chenoweth won an Emmy how sweet
Tweet someone sit her down and force her to eat
I’m a fan of my boss Tina not so much of brangelina tweet
Now the world recycles
After losing at the Emmys I got tanked on double remy’s tweet
Why’d I screw Lauren Michaels
Tweet as a couple Fred and Ginger were great
Tweet now were stuck with John and Kate
Tweet since Madonna’s dating Jesus she’s blessed
Tweet they have a manger on central park west
Tweet Whitney’s voice on Oprah wasn’t so bad
Tweet once we heard Mackenzie speak of her dad
If our president you hackle I will kick you in the shnackle
Tweet I’m a great fiancé
Kanye west sure learned his lesson Taylor Swift don’t like repressin
Tweet good for you Beyonce
Tweet only guys and gals should wed says prop 8
Tweet guess they don’t watch John and Kate
Tweet with the big peace prize our pres got a push
They Nobeled him just for not being Bush
Tweet Robo Tv is the network of shlock (which I love)
Tweet I hear Tracy Morgan has a huge house in the Hamptons
What’s become of Jim Belushi
Jeremy Piven loves his Sushi
Tweet I hear cupas muggy
Oh the scenes that I have carried Tom and Katie still are married tweet
I sure love my snuggie
Tweet there are just so many words I can fit
Tweet guess I really am I twit
When I sign off I am always filled with shame
Cause Tweet Tweet Tweet
Even I can’t spell my last name
Tweet!
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Lyrics submitted by Aria Mallory.