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Jane Krakowski

When gramama was still in knickers and the movie shows were still called flickers<br /> On the telephone the time you’d fritter<br /> But that’s so passé to communicate today you have to do it all on twitter<br /> <br /> At dinner during sex at a meeting I find that I cannot stop tweeting<br /> On the john in the shower my blackberries hot my digits never get a rest<br /> In fact no wait a minute wait stop the show <br /> I gotta whip it out I got so much to get off my chest<br /> <br /> Tweet Alec Baldwin wasn’t brilliant today<br /> Tweet Doogie Howser makes it hip to be gay<br /> Tweet Kristin Chenoweth won an Emmy how sweet<br /> Tweet someone sit her down and force her to eat<br /> <br /> I’m a fan of my boss Tina not so much of brangelina tweet<br /> Now the world recycles<br /> After losing at the Emmys I got tanked on double remy’s tweet<br /> Why’d I screw Lauren Michaels<br /> <br /> Tweet as a couple Fred and Ginger were great<br /> Tweet now were stuck with John and Kate<br /> <br /> Tweet since Madonna’s dating Jesus she’s blessed<br /> Tweet they have a manger on central park west<br /> Tweet Whitney’s voice on Oprah wasn’t so bad<br /> Tweet once we heard Mackenzie speak of her dad<br /> <br /> If our president you hackle I will kick you in the shnackle<br /> Tweet I’m a great fiancé<br /> Kanye west sure learned his lesson Taylor Swift don’t like repressin <br /> Tweet good for you Beyonce<br /> <br /> Tweet only guys and gals should wed says prop 8<br /> Tweet guess they don’t watch John and Kate<br /> <br /> Tweet with the big peace prize our pres got a push<br /> They Nobeled him just for not being Bush<br /> Tweet Robo Tv is the network of shlock (which I love)<br /> Tweet I hear Tracy Morgan has a huge house in the Hamptons<br /> <br /> What’s become of Jim Belushi<br /> Jeremy Piven loves his Sushi<br /> Tweet I hear cupas muggy<br /> Oh the scenes that I have carried Tom and Katie still are married tweet<br /> I sure love my snuggie<br /> <br /> Tweet there are just so many words I can fit<br /> Tweet guess I really am I twit<br /> When I sign off I am always filled with shame<br /> Cause Tweet Tweet Tweet<br /> Even I can’t spell my last name<br /> Tweet!<br /> ---<br /> Lyrics submitted by Aria Mallory.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>