Twisted Christmas Carols Lyrics

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum.Silent farts
Deadly farts
All was calm
Not fer longOh come on illegal foreigners
Come and get dem green cards
And learn some damn english
And den how to driveI wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a carSo I dont have to hear her
BitchBlue balls
Blue balls
Its dollar night at the titty club
See them dance, on my pants
Soon it will be bathroom timeYou better watch out, I think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin aint right
Hilary Clinton's comin to townDonny the Retard had an eight pound water head
He was five-foot three

And he said to me
My name's DonnyThe first queer Santa Claus
Wore red-leather chaps
And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the backI pissed my pants
The toilet was just too far
I drunk too much damn beer
I tried to hold it in
But my bladder just gave in
And i pissed right through my drawers
Right through my Wrangler drawers
I pissed, I pissed my Wrangler drawersGit r dun everybody! Thanks a lot! come back and see me again Thank you!
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