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My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
Wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.Piece of CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh never mind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but still you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors

Such wondrous variety of problems galoreWill there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering(Stupid fucking car)My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sinPIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the streetYou heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving youI swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the keyI'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the sufferingWill there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down on me?And will I ever see
It start consistent...What the...?
C'mon... give me a break!Alright... PEICE OF SHIT!!
DIE!!!!
AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

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Psychostick is a metal band from Tempe, Arizona, known for a silly image and usage of extreme humor in their songs and lyrics. Their style is referred to by themselves and some online album review sites as humor-core.

Members include

* Rob "Rawrb!" Kersey — lead vocals
* Joshua "Joshy" Key — guitar, vocals
* Alex "Shmalex" Dontre — drums, vocals
* Matty J. "Moose"— bass, vocals


To date they have released three discs nationally and one digital only EP. The most recent, titled "The Digital Appetizer" was released on May 11th, 2010, "Sandwich," was released May 5 2009, "The Flesh Eating Roller Skate Holiday Joyride," released September 25, 2007, and "We Couldn't Think of a Title," released on September 12, 2006.

They began touring nationally in July of 2006, and have toured with Look What I Did, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Powerglove, Bobaflex, Indorphine, Green Jelly, Nashville Pussy, Mower, and Better Left Unsaid.

As of March 2007, Psychostick's debut album has had minor chart success in the US, reaching #41 on Billboard's Top Heatseekers albums, and #48 on its Top Independent Albums chart.[2] The same band members also form a band called Evacuate Chicago, which makes more serious and non-comedy oriented music.



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