She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, Would you please be mine?
I send her flowers and some candy, yeah
She opened them up and said
Youre trying to make me fat nowI just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at meNot to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketballI bought a car and let her drive it, yeah
She opened the doors and said, Oh bother this is red
I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah
She opened 'em up and said
I cant believe youre so stupid nowI just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at meNot to smart, not to tall,
Likes to watch TV and play basketball, play basketball
Play basketball, play basketballAnd I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at meJust want her to look at me
I just want her to talk to me, yeahI wont ever make her wash my car, no
I wont ever take a walk, not unless shes there