Walk of Shame Lyrics

One step, two steps
Counting tiles on the floor
Three steps, four steps
Guess this means that I'm a whore
Uh-oh, Hell no
How long till I reach the door?
Fuck me, my feet are sore
I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess
Although my hair looks good, 'cause I haven't slept yet
Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons,
but nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Last night's bubble gum
No more bubbles, no more yum
Where'd I get the wrist band?
Tell me there's no tramp-stamp
One, two, three, shoot
No, I know that shit ain't cute
Damn the man, it sure is fun
to party till the sun wakes up
Okay, now raise your hand if you've ever been guilty
And clap, clap, clap, clap, clap it out if you've walked with me
Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons,
but nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
I shouldn't have let them take my keys
and left me here, too much beer
My friends they hung me out to dry
It's not my fault and that's why
I'm doin' the walk of shame
Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons,
but nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
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Lyrics submitted by nay reeve.